I'm laying down the ground rules. As an English teacher, I'll use a quote to make my point:

"Only God knows how to love, the rest of us are only good actors. Forget love, try good manners."
--Rebecca Wells, The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

I apply that quotation to many situations in my life. Regardless of who I am and what my husband does for a living, I would hope everyone would remember that quotation. It might make earth a nicer place to live.
That said, if you want to be negative, ornery, or just plain mean and nasty, please check whatever issues or neuroses you may have at the door. I may be a preacher's wife, but I am also a Southerner who inherited her mother's sassy tongue. You've been warned.