Tito of my imagination

I have been receiving many questions about the status of negotiations with The Rev. concerning the procural of a chihuaha named Tito. Negotiations are at a standstill because most of the people we have talked have discouraged us from getting a chihuaha. Many of them are former chihuaha owners, perhaps due to our close proximity to a foreign country where said dogs originate, and a few are current chihuaha owners and have told us, "Don't do it." A chihuaha is a tempermental dog and given that I am a tempermental human being, given to barking and nipping, there is only enough room in our house for one barker and nipper, me. Back to the drawing board we go and we will let you know when an adoption takes place. For now, The Rev. is breathing a sigh of relief and probably rubbing his hands in glee because he has a great example to use in his sermon about how God really does answers prayers.