Chicken and Beer

Listed below are the ingredients needed to effectively remove 1 crepe myrtle and 5 cedar trees from one's backyard:

1. 6 smoked chickens
2. a case of beer
3. 2 bottles of tequila
4. fresh corn tortillas
5. rice and beans
6. fresh pineapple upside down cake with rum whipped cream
7. 3 willing friends
8. a chainsaw

These ingredients are not listed in any particular order, but I would strongly advise having the food prepared before hand to act as a visual motivator. Beer should be added with precaution, or at least until the trees have been chainsawed. Save the tequila for last.