Not going to be fluent anytime soon

"What does feliz compleanos mean?"

"Happy Birthday."

"Oh. So what does verdes compleanos mean?"

"Green Birthday. Why do you ask?"

"Because I had a dream that you were telling me that verdes compleanos were the green condiments you put on your tostadas."

"You were having in dreams in Spanish?"

"Yeah, and isn't that a sign of fluency?"

"Um, you are not fluent."

"I know that, but the Spanish television you have on while I am trying to sleep is having a definite influence on me."